My new Plan

Whenever I get a house (I really want to have a house someday) I’m going to grow a garden of catnip in the backyard. If neighbors peer into my yard, and see all the cats acting strangely, I’m going to go outside with a big burlap sack and china man glasses & teeth, and chase the cats around going “come here tasty kitty!” Then turn to the observers “Oh herro neighbors! you come over fo’ stir fry rater, yes prease?”